SOD
would like to cordially welcome you to yet another installment of BOM.
We define BITCH OF THE MONTH as anyone, irritating enough to warrant a rant of Homeric proportions: male, female, or whatever.
When SOD realized that it was time to whip out another BoM, it became suddenly apparent that the Sisteurs were, in fact, totally NOT pissed off with anyone!
SOD checked and double-checked the BoM-O-Meter. Nothing registered. It was
at that point we realized action had to be taken. After all, when was the last time anyone walked around not being pissed off about something?
The irony of this was not lost on the Sisteurs. And it certainly began to raise the ire of SOD that nothing and/or no one had done anything stupid in the last few
weeks. SOD got pissed. Very pissed. Sisteur
WickedWench in particular got very "pissed", but only after a
few screwdrivers...
And with that, Ladies and Gentlemen, SOD presents the Bitch of the Month:
And brother is SOD angry about that! Not only did the Sisteurs take way too much time out of their busy schedule of pedicures and bikini waxing in a desperate attempt to find something totally wrong in the Bowie world, but you (the audience) gets gypped out of a perfectly good rant about seriously stupid shit!
It just ain't fair.
So now the Sisteurs are forced to ask you all to please do some seriously stupid shit in the next month so SOD has something to be pissed off about instead of being pissed off because there was nothing to be pissed off about.
Thank you for your time.
Love and truffles
SOD
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