Y2K BITCH OF THE MONTH!
SOD would like to cordially welcome you to the seventh installment of BOM.
All right Soddies, this is out and out warfare. So strap on whatever you feel like strapping on, and fasten your seatbelt.
The first BoM for the 21st century and this new millennium is:
Y2K DOOMSDAY FACKERS!
Now SOD doesn't need to tell you how many religious freaks out there went running around screaming that Armageddon was nigh just because the numbers changed to three zeros for the first time in 999 years.
For every sane person who just got loaded and welcomed the new year, there were probably just as many zealots holed up in their bunkers with enough creamed corn and pickles as they deemed necessary to make it through until Jesus came down from wherever he's hanging out now and saved them from the devil. (Take breath now.)
Furthermore, SOD hopes, like in the olden days of the Bible, that every religious fruitcake that stood up and "prophesized" the end of the world was more wrong than the guy who invented chocolate covered lemons who should be covered in honey and placed in a red ant farm.
Scaring the naiive and delusional is a sin. And if it isn't, well dammit it should be.
On top of that, it is now being said that the US alone spent over $100 billion dollars preparing for Y2K glitches that apparently never happened. Some would say that the glitches never happened because Y2K analysts fixed all the problems. Does anyone else wonder if perhaps that was all total crap, and there was not really that much to fix, but since no one but the analysts knows for sure, they screwed the world out of billions of dollars?
Yeah, that's what SOD thought too. Rather like the old "mechanic overcharges for stuff that doesn't need to be done" trick.
Well SOD wants to put things right because as you already know, SOD is nothing if SOD isn't about justice for everyone, right? And with this BoM, the Sisteurs hope that people who were bullied by the religious freaks or Y2K scaremongers get revenge in the new millennium.
Take your time folks, you have 999 years to do it.
If you would like to nominate a BOM, please e-mail SOD at sod@sisteurs.zzn.com. If we hate them enough, we'll rip them a new orifice for you.