SOD would like to cordially welcome you to the fourth installment of BOM.

We define a BITCH OF THE MONTH as anyone irritating enough to warrant a rant of Homeric proportions; male, female, or whatever.

This month's BOM is going to be a surprising choice, but stick with SOD and The Sisteurs will be sure to sway you to the proper line of thinking.

This month's Bitch of the Month is none other than that world famous Lifeguard/Pornstar/Mother PAM ANDERSON!

This month's BOM is responsible for many women in the world feeling forced to increase their breast size, often at the urging of their boyfriends who spent far too much time in front of the telly waiting for Ms Anderson to have a reason to run down the beach. These are the same boyfriends who invariably found on Jerry Springer in such episodes as "I Will Steal From My Mom To Buy My Wife Huge Jubblies!"

At any rate, Pam made her name by getting enormous implants to make up for her lack of acting ability. Soon implants became all the rage for models and actresses. This turned into a worldwide fashion trend that made many women feel inadequate if they didn't have 36DD cups. Women worldwide started getting implants to stop the feeling less than perfect. And just when all the insecure women of the world had the surgery, Pamela decides that she no longer needs to justify her existence by the size of her hooters. Which in itself is wrong on so many levels that SOD doesn't have the time to go through them all.

So Pamela had them removed, and thus leaving thousands of insecure, surgically enhanced women around the world asking "WTF?!"

Pamela, it seems, plans on a life of inflating and deflating much like a beach raft.

Pamela also seems to have a problem saying no to abusive men. Actually SOD considered making her husband Tommy Lee the BOM, but he was in prison at the time and SOD figured he was already someone's bitch.

Pamela has also been so unfortunate as to have not one but TWO self-made porno tapes stolen from her. It seems unusual to SOD that after the theft of the first porno tape, Pamela would have another tape just lying around waiting to be ripped off. Two boyfriends, two porno tapes. Co-inky dink? SOD thinks not. Sheer stupidty? Perhaps…

The Sisteurs assume that being the BOM doesn't necessarily make you smart.

So please join us in welcoming our first DUMB BOM "Pamela Sue Anderson Lee, back to just Anderson, now using Lee again!"

If you would like to nominate a BOM, please e-mail SOD at sod@sisteurs.zzn.com. If we hate them enough, we'll rip them to shreds for you.