WINTER 2000/2001

The winter season snuck up on SOD as preparations for the Swinging Pagan Intergalatic Festival of Yule (SPIFY for those of you in the know) planning kicked into high gear. It didn't take SOD long, however, to choose a stand out from the mass of applications for SODoS. Or if you prefer since it is wintertime, SoW.

This season's winner is a man of many facets. Not only is he fearless in his recognizing Bowie's hair do's and hair don'ts, but he is also an enigma with his best physical attributes seeming to be a painting of Freddy Mercury's eyebrows (see his application for details). This gave the Sisteurs pause, until it was discovered by Sisteur Rave-On that what he really meant was he owned a painting of Freddy Mercury and he likes his eyebrows.

With that matter settled, it was indeed unanimous. Even Sisteur WickedWench was gloriously happy with the choice; for when asked if he dreams he is naked, his Rocky Horror response was "don't dream it, be it." Now if only he'd get naked while taking the Sisteurs to Rocky Horror on Broadway! SOD would even spring for the JuJu Bees!

Please raise your glass to the SOD OF WINTER (henceforth known as SoW):

Even without the aforementioned attributes of gratuitous nudity and eyebrows, Mr. Pink's nickname alone screams of the intangible sexual reference. And on top of everything else, he hates Sarah Michelle Gellar (Gell-er? Gell-are? WTF?) as much as SOD does, and yet can find a Bowie related silver lining to the fiasco which was "Les Liaisons Dangereuses" for the teeny bopper, "Cruel Intentions" (let's face it, no movie with John Malkovich shagging everything in sight should ever under any circumstances be remade. Especially with the likes of an "easy breezy beautiful cover girl").

Mr. Pink shall forever remain well-hung in the SOD gallery, providing of course he does not turn psycho in the future, in which case all bets are off. SOD cannot think of a better representative of Bowie-land to represent such an esteemed honour!

Congratulations Mr. Pink. Now get those pants off and start the spank-fest!

Wanna be a SODOS like Mr. Pink? Then apply now by filling out the APPLICATION and be sure to get it back to the Sisteurs ASAP to avoid a SNAFU at HQ with your INFO.