QUESTIONNAIRE
Which is Better?
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Going postal is socially acceptable in some situations:
True
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The best thing about the Lodger album is that David Bowie looks like he's been hit by a
truck:
False
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If David hadn't gotten out of his mid-'80s pop-star phase, I might have been forced to
shoot him:
True
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In fact, if it were legal, I would take a gun to Britney Spears, Hanson, and the entire
cast of "Friends.":
True
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I'd use David's famous Speedo picture as my computer wallpaper if it weren't against my
employer's bullshit sexual harassment policies:
True
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Ginger and spice is for sissies; personally, I prefer Molotov cocktails:
True
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Short Answer:
(please type the first word that comes into your head):
| If I were
in David Bowie's closet, I'd put on his:
man-who-fell-to-earth creepy contacts
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| The first
time I was arrested, it was for:
stealing a loaf of bread when i was six. And I was hanged, too. |
| David is so
silly online when he:
won't respond to my offer to feed him grapes for room and board
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| I have
killed a perfectly good relationship in the course of an afternoon
with:
an overzealous diatribe about david's tight pants in labyrinth
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Essay
What is the naughtiest thing you have done on a Bowie-related website?
within 10 minutes of being unknowingly online with bowie, I compared one of
his songs to "hotel california."
Which online personage do you love to hate, and why?
www.britneyspears.com. As for why, I'll give you one reason for every brain cell that's gone
into her music. here they come:
Overall, why do you think you should be chosen as SOD of the Month?
because
i'm new, and i don't think it's fair to crush my fragile self-esteem
by not letting me get whatever i want. and i only want what david
wants, so hey - you never know what you'll be starting here!
