QUESTIONNAIRE
Which is Better?
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Going postal is socially acceptable in some situations:
True
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The best thing about the Lodger album is that David Bowie looks like he's been hit by a
truck:
False
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If David hadn't gotten out of his mid-'80s pop-star phase, I might have been forced to
shoot him:
True
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In fact, if it were legal, I would take a gun to Britney Spears, Hanson, and the entire
cast of "Friends.":
True
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I'd use David's famous Speedo picture as my computer wallpaper if it weren't against my
employer's bullshit sexual harassment policies:
True
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Ginger and spice is for sissies; personally, I prefer Molotov cocktails:
True
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Short Answer:
(please type the first word that comes into your head):
| If I were
in David Bowie's closet, I'd put on his:
nightie.
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| The first
time I was arrested, it was for:
impersonating a female police officer. |
| David is so
silly online when he:
talks to anyone else but me.
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| I have
killed a perfectly good relationship in the course of an afternoon
with:
the help of glitter.
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Essay
What is the naughtiest thing you have done on a Bowie-related website?
Had
cyber-sex in a crowded whisper box with people of mixed gender and
even more mixed up minds - so easy to fake orgasm ;-)
Which online personage do you love to hate, and why?
I
guess it has to be Total Blam Blam. I am full of self-loathing and I
can never get a word in edgeways when db is around 'cos I'm always
hogging him. Plus I am bit too English smarmy for my liking, ya know
far too polite etc.
Overall, why do you think you should be chosen as SOD of the Month?
Well
I guess I am the first girly-boy on BowieNet who nailed his colours to
the mast, and coloured his nails to the mast.
