QUESTIONNAIRE
Which is Better?
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Food or Sex:
Sex with a truffle tops both, actually.
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Paris or NYC:
I prefer my own private isle off the coast of Madagascar.
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| CDs or LPs:
MP3's
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| Labyrinth or TMWFTE:
TMWFTE is one of the most endearing comedies produced in the last 30's years. The combination of the complete abscence of Bowie's gentalia compounded with Jimmy Stewert's insistince on the existince of that invisible rabbit just made for an altogether satisfying movie-going experience.
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| Money or Love:
Well, I'm not going to beat around the bush here, but money certainly seems like it can buy one love.
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Word Association:
(please type the first word that comes into your head):
| Bowie:
the artist
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| Iman:
hubba |
| Lets Dance:
never heard of it
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| Jerry
Springer: wish I'd never heard of it
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| Reeves
Gabrels: didn't he have hair in Tin Machine?
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| Gail Ann
Dorsey: Freddie Mercury |
| Bowienet:
disorienting...nifty |
Essay
If David Bowie called you on
the phone asking for money, what would you do?
Well,
It'd go something like this: "Dave, you remember when I was a
little down on my luck, eating out of McDonald's dumpsters and shaving
using the dulled eye teeth of that rat I found underneath the front
stoop at Eerie and Wabash? Remember how you laughed when I asked for
your help? Laughed and laughed and laughed? Well
Dave...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You are Ruler Of the World
for just one day. List the things you would change.
I
would take away everyone's driving liscence leaving myself as the sole
driver in the world...that'll teach that little old bitch to cut me
off...
What is the one thing you
would buy Bowie as a present? Why?
An
oxygen tank...for when his alien gills finally give out and he has to
resort on his puny vestigal human-like lungs.
What do you think is your
greatest talent?
The
ability to play well with others.
