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SODOM - JANUARY 2000
NAME
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The
Artist Formerly
Known As Tybalt
(TAFKAT) |
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QUESTIONNAIRE
Which is Better?
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Food or Sex:
I prefer my sex with gourmet food -- nutrishous AND stimulating..
and very VERY kinky.
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Paris or NYC:
Paris, but only if there are no French people. If not Paris, then
NYC; but only if there are no New Yorkers.
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| CDs or LPs:
CD's, definately! They're easier to scratch and they sound mad fun
when they skip. Though LP's shatter better. |
| Labyrinth or TMWFTE:
TMWFTE,
definately -- it's so artsy that nobody understands it, so you can
easily pretend you're smart by sounding off some bullshit theory
about the movie. Artsy-fartsy types will flock around you like a
methadone clinic.
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| Money or Love:
With
the way computer prices are dropping these days, the money you save
can be used to buy love! Whatta deal, whatta steal -- I'll take two!
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Word Association:
(please type the first word that comes into your head):
| Bowie:
Leather
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| Iman:
Pokeman |
| Lets Dance:
Dancin
in the Sheets
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| Jerry
Springer: *beep*beep*beeeeeeeeep*kapow*beep*
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| Reeves
Gabrels: Peee-yew
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| Gail Ann
Dorsey: Skin
(from Skunk Anansie) clone |
| Bowienet:
I used
to have a life, right?
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Essay
If David Bowie called you on
the phone asking for money, what would you do?
Guffaw
and give him a lecture about how he never lent ME money when I asked
him. Then I'd give him a fiver for the bus ride home.
You are Ruler Of the World
for just one day. List the things you would change.
I would abolish Snapple and Fox, as well as that stupid TV Tax thang. Then I'd make the French people either disappear, or spend 5 days in West Virginia.
What is the one thing you
would buy Bowie as a present? Why?
A
lifetime supply of PowerBars. He's gettin old and needs the energy,
y'know.
What do you think is your
greatest talent?
I
can touch my nose with my tongue... that always impresses the ladies
-- cuz with a tongue like that... ;)
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SODOM - JANUARY 2000
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QUESTIONNAIRE
Which is Better?
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Food or Sex:
Is this a joke? YES PLEASE!
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Paris or NYC:
NYC, I'm Afraid of Parisians
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| CDs or LPs:
CD's, though I'll always refer to them as albums till the day I die |
| Labyrinth or TMWFTE:
TMWFTE, on-screen frontal male nudity I ever saw (or was that side male nudity?)
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| Money or Love:
Well....I
love money......depends......um......crap! love I guess.
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Word Association:
(please type the first word that comes into your head):
| Bowie:
teeth
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| Iman:
neck |
| Lets Dance:
amnesia
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| Jerry
Springer: pfffffeeeewwaaaaaagggggghhhh! (burp)
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| Reeves
Gabrels: bulldog
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| Gail Ann
Dorsey: sweet
(from Skunk Anansie) clone |
| Bowienet:
sanctuary
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Essay
If David Bowie called you on
the phone asking for money, what would you do?
I'd
ask him what he did with all of his! Then I'd send him a loaf of whole
wheat bread and some peanut butter.
You are Ruler Of the World
for just one day. List the things you would change.
Does
"Ruler of the World" give us some kind of mystical powers?
I'd reverse male dominance (which should take care of most of our
political and economical problems), and I'd have my IQ magically
raised......oh yea....turn my children into geniouses and turn my
husband into a Bowie Fan. That should make things pretty much perfect.
What is the one thing you
would buy Bowie as a present? Why?
Fabric
to make him an awesome artistic shirt with extra long sleeves. Why? So
I can see him wear it when he's on tour, of course!
What do you think is your
greatest talent?
Hiding
my talents from everybody who has ever known me :)
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