QUESTIONNAIRE
Which is Better?
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Going postal is socially acceptable in some situations:
True
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The best thing about the Lodger album is that David Bowie looks like he's been hit by a
truck:
False
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If David hadn't gotten out of his mid-'80s pop-star phase, I might have been forced to
shoot him:
True
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In fact, if it were legal, I would take a gun to Britney Spears, Hanson, and the entire
cast of "Friends.":
True
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I'd use David's famous Speedo picture as my computer wallpaper if it weren't against my
employer's bullshit sexual harassment policies:
True
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Ginger and spice is for sissies; personally, I prefer Molotov cocktails:
True
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Short Answer:
(please type the first word that comes into your head):
| If I were
in David Bowie's closet, I'd put on his:
red platform Ziggy boots
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| The first
time I was arrested, it was for:
Endangering Public Sanity (aka: playing The Laughing Gnome) |
| David is so
silly online when he:
actually acknowledges my existance.
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| I have
killed a perfectly good relationship in the course of an afternoon
with:
the phrase "I've had better".
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Essay
What is the naughtiest thing you have done on a Bowie-related website?
Initiated
a very interesting conversation in the chat corners of BowieNet
regarding various "accessories" to an act that we all love
and cherish.
Which online personage do you love to hate, and why?
Does
http://www.whitehouse.gov count? As far as a reason, you'd be under a
desk (no pun) not to think of any off hand.
Overall, why do you think you should be chosen as SOD of the Month?
Short
Answer: I'm 100% Fab...and modest too.
Long Answer: It's only
humane because of the over-zealous suicidal cult following that I
have.
