QUESTIONNAIRE
Which is Better?
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Food or Sex:
Nothing beats great sex, but if its mediocre or below....pass the
fois gras, please
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Paris or NYC:
Even with Gulliani's Storm troopers creating a no fun zone in
manhattan, NYC will always be more decadent than Paris. Don't
believe me? Well, you've never been to Paris then.
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| CDs or LPs:
CD's....can't listen to LP's on the subway
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| Labyrinth or TMWFTE:
TMWFTE,
but Labyrinth gets special mention for excessive use of frosted
eyeshadow
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| Money or Love:
Love, love, and love.
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Word Association:
(please type the first word that comes into your head):
| Bowie:
Cheekbones
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| Iman:
Cheekbones |
| Lets Dance:
Hairspray
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| Jerry
Springer: Freak show
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| Reeves
Gabrels: Pink
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| Gail Ann
Dorsey: Cheekbones |
| Bowienet:
Family
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Essay
If David Bowie called you on
the phone asking for money, what would you do?
Laugh,
and tell him I send him enough already. Send ME some money, why don't
ya?
You are Ruler Of the World
for just one day. List the things you would change.
Isn't
this kind of a Miss America question? For just one day? Will my
changes stand after that day, or do they become moot, as someone else
has become ruler of the world? WTF can you really accomplish in one
day? Christ. I would alter time and space, so that whenever I walked
into the room, I would be seen back lit, in slow motion, wind blowing
my hair, and lips oh so pouty, as Iggy Pop's "I wanna be your dog"
played at max volume. Yeah Im selfish. But I'll look fabulous.
What is the one thing you
would buy Bowie as a present? Why?
an
air horn, to be blown in the faces of those obnoxious fackers who
accost you on the street....sorry, venting. but it works for him too.
He can have mine when his runs out. He needs it more than me.
What do you think is your
greatest talent?
breathing.
