QUESTIONNAIRE
Which is Better?
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Going postal is socially acceptable in some situations:
True
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The best thing about the Lodger album is that David Bowie looks like he's been hit by a
truck:
False
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If David hadn't gotten out of his mid-'80s pop-star phase, I might have been forced to
shoot him:
True
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In fact, if it were legal, I would take a gun to Britney Spears, Hanson, and the entire
cast of "Friends.":
True
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I'd use David's famous Speedo picture as my computer wallpaper if it weren't against my
employer's bullshit sexual harassment policies:
True
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Ginger and spice is for sissies; personally, I prefer Molotov cocktails:
True
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Short Answer:
(please type the first word that comes into your head):
| If I were
in David Bowie's closet, I'd put on his:
friendly yet enigmatic demeanour.
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| The first
time I was arrested, it was for:
love. |
| David is so
silly online when he:
allows us to see his family snapshots.
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| I have
killed a perfectly good relationship in the course of an afternoon
with:
nothing more than a twig and wad of chewing gum.
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Essay
What is the naughtiest thing you have done on a Bowie-related website?
I showed Dave the nude photo of me in the members' database.
Which online personage do you love to hate, and why?
Dave. Because I have 'issues'.
Overall, why do you think you should be chosen as SOD of the Month?
Good heavens! You shoud be counting yourselves lucky that I deigned to
visit your filthy little corner of the internet and answer your silly
questions. The cheek!
