QUESTIONNAIRE
Which is Better?
Food or Sex:
Ah, but which is going to kill you first?
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Paris or NYC:
Geddafuggadaheah, yagaddam frog.
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CDs or LPs:
CDs hit harder, but LPS cut deeper. When you throw them at people
that is. That IS what the question was, yes?
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Labyrinth or TMWFTE:
the
man who fell to earth looked great, and yeah, there was that damned
Labyrinth hair and the fucking muppets
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Money or Love:
For
you, love, for anyone else, money and lots of it.
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Word Association:
(please type the first word that comes into your head):
Bowie:
Fuck
yeah....
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Iman:
fuck
her... |
Lets Dance:
....fuck....
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Jerry
Springer: That
stupid fuck
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Reeves
Gabrels: nice
fuckin guitar, but he's a fucker
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Gail Ann
Dorsey: Oh,
just one....? |
Bowienet:
Hmmm.
Don't fuckin' know. Fuck it.
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Essay
If David Bowie called you on
the phone asking for money, what would you do?
Good
God. I'm tell him I had Squeekie's phone number and I'd call her for
permission first. After I peed my pants, of course.
You are Ruler Of the World
for just one day. List the things you would change.
...my
mind, all damned day long...about all kinds of things
What is the one thing you
would buy Bowie as a present? Why?
a
mirror. You _know_ he'd use it.
What do you think is your
greatest talent?
Well,
Falling
into your arms on a cold day, exhausted and blissful.