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Jhonny Rhetorical
SODOM - DECEMBER 1999

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Jhonny Rhetorical

QUESTIONNAIRE

Which is Better?

Food or Sex: Ah, but which is going to kill you first?
Paris or NYC: Geddafuggadaheah, yagaddam frog.
CDs or LPs: CDs hit harder, but LPS cut deeper. When you throw them at people that is. That IS what the question was, yes?
Labyrinth or TMWFTE: the man who fell to earth looked great, and yeah, there was that damned Labyrinth hair and the fucking muppets
Money or Love: For you, love, for anyone else, money and lots of it.

Word Association: (please type the first word that comes into your head):

Bowie: Fuck yeah....
Iman: fuck her...
Lets Dance: ....fuck....
Jerry Springer: That stupid fuck
Reeves Gabrels: nice fuckin guitar, but he's a fucker
Gail Ann Dorsey: Oh, just one....?
Bowienet: Hmmm. Don't fuckin' know. Fuck it.

Essay

If David Bowie called you on the phone asking for money, what would you do?
Good God. I'm tell him I had Squeekie's phone number and I'd call her for permission first. After I peed my pants, of course.

You are Ruler Of the World for just one day. List the things you would change.
...my mind, all damned day long...about all kinds of things

What is the one thing you would buy Bowie as a present? Why?
a mirror. You _know_ he'd use it.

What do you think is your greatest talent?
Well, Falling into your arms on a cold day, exhausted and blissful.

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