QUESTIONNAIRE
Which is Better?
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Going postal is socially acceptable in some situations:
True
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The best thing about the Lodger album is that David Bowie looks like he's been hit by a
truck:
False
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If David hadn't gotten out of his mid-'80s pop-star phase, I might have been forced to
shoot him:
True
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In fact, if it were legal, I would take a gun to Britney Spears, Hanson, and the entire
cast of "Friends.":
True
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I'd use David's famous Speedo picture as my computer wallpaper if it weren't against my
employer's bullshit sexual harassment policies:
False
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Ginger and spice is for sissies; personally, I prefer Molotov cocktails:
True
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Short Answer:
(please type the first word that comes into your head):
| If I were
in David Bowie's closet, I'd put on his:
leather pants and the Union Jack coat.
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| The first
time I was arrested, it was for:
treason. (Lawyers make 'anglophile' sound so BAD!) |
| David is so
silly online when he:
goes on his sarcastic storytelling tangents
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| I have
killed a perfectly good relationship in the course of an afternoon
with:
my stories of lurid dreams of David.
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Essay
What is the naughtiest thing you have done on a Bowie-related website?
I once sabotaged the webring so that it would only direct you to my
site, no matter where you THOUGHT you were going. Surprisingly, they
let me stay on the ring after having to totally overhaul the system to
fix what I did.
Which online personage do you love to hate, and why?
I abhore fans who bitch about how *shudder* BAD a concert was. How is it
possible for a Bowie concert to be bad?? Morons.
Overall, why do you think you should be chosen as SOD of the Month?
Bowie is my God. I risk my life and go into debt to be in His presence. And
most importantly, I have the gnome pics.
