QUESTIONNAIRE
Which is Better?
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Food or Sex:
Don't hotdogs fit both catagories?
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Paris or NYC:
NYC, More people like me there
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| CDs or LPs:
Well, since I can't play a LP on my computer, I'm going with CD's
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| Labyrinth or TMWFTE:
I'm stuck in the 80's hair-doo.
David's hair looks like the style most of the girls in my highschool had....Labyrinth
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| Money or Love:
As Grandpappy used to say "love will get you further without money than money will get you without love" Then again Grandpappy was nuts and poor...I'll go for money
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Word Association:
(please type the first word that comes into your head):
| Bowie:
SOD
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| Iman:
Lucky Bitch |
| Lets Dance:
Yikes
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| Jerry
Springer: Mom
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| Reeves
Gabrels: Dad
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| Gail Ann
Dorsey: hubba
hubba |
| Bowienet:
sexy
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Essay
If David Bowie called you on
the phone asking for money, what would you do?
I'd
tell him to fack off and go get money from his damn bank or cash in some stocks...Of course i would let him beg and loan him a couple bucks and by him a pack of smokes.
You are Ruler Of the World
for just one day. List the things you would change.
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I would deem it national Bowie Day.
- There would be no more
annoying stories about little cuban boys in Florida.
I'll just
sum it up for you -Judge Dread!!!!
What is the one thing you
would buy Bowie as a present? Why?
Via
Voice - So he can answer my questions faster. The old dog would never
use a typing tutor
What do you think is your
greatest talent?
Well,
I used to be able to pull my foreskin over my head and disappear up my
ass, but I don't do that party trick anymore, so I guess it would be
inhailing wasabi through my nose while swallowing a Ebi roll. It's the
perfect mixture.
