By BOOGER

PART EIGHT

Today we find Booger has joined Bowienet, and he is about to access the new site for the first time. He hits enter on his keyboard. Suddenly, instead of a fun web page filled chock-a-block with Bowiestuff, he sees a large black dog staring back at him on his monitor.

Rex; (his hypnotic eyes bulging menacingly) "Rowf Rowwwww.Roof."

Booger falls twitching to the floor. As luck would have it, just then, Slinky the swayback horse pokes his nose into Booger's front door and sees the commotion. Slinky rushes in and nudges the computer monitor onto the floor with a crash.

THUD! (Tinkle, crunch.)

Booger; (Rubbs eyes, dazed.) "Slink! What happen? Me see big black dog with evil eyes. Him talk to me!"

Slinky; "NAY!"

Booger; "No, it's true! Wait. Me not hear him, me get idea in brain. Dog can't talk! Dog want Booger to send Bowie all Booger's money! Bowie am good guy, am he?"

Slinky; "Nay!"

Booger; "Darn. You break computer. Oh well. Suppose me have to find new hobby."

Slinky; "NAY!" Suddenly Slinky bites Booger on the back of his shirt collar and flings him bodily up onto his back. He gallops out.

Booger; "Slinnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Where we going????????????????"

Continue to Part 9...