By BOOGER

PART FOUR

(Today we find Booger in front of his tv set. He has just tuned in to watch famous tv critics, Siskel & Ebert. Meanwhile, at the tv studio...)

Siskel; "Im the skinny bald guy who just had a brain operation, right?"

Ebert; "Yes Gene, and I'm the one that has a Pulitzer Prize in journalism. Ummm, and I also look like Paul Newman, (heh heh). Now, are we going to review this new movie or not?"

Siskel; "Oh, you mean, "Booger milks another concept for all it's worth"?

Ebert; "Something like that" (Turns to Camera One) "Today we're reviewing "A WICKED PERSUASION", the latest movie from the reclusive--and some would say "wacko"--neo realist director "Booger". His previous efforts include, "Zowie", an overlong and trite commentary about the exploits of the son of rock star, David Bowie."

Siskel; "...don't forget our interview with Godzilla in regard to that one. I never thought ANYONE could EAT more than you, until I met him."

Ebert; "Look, I'm going to go easy on you because of the operation. Now, can I get back to the review?"

Siskel; "I'd say it's inevitable."

Ebert; "Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted..."

Siskel; (Gene sticks toungue out off camera.)

Ebert; "NOW STOP THAT!"

Siskel; "Is that your best Bud Abbot impersonation?"

Ebert; (Whispers loudly to technician.) "Go to commercial, go to commercial!"

FADE TO BLACK.

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Booger; "Hey Slinky, get me a pop out of fridge! This be good show on TV. Maybe we get to see TV critic fistfight! Wow!"

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